Hello, Awkward World!

So here is the basic idea: for some reason I happen to stumble across all sorts of weird events, people, animals, objects etc. In an attempt to make the world a better place and to give me something to do with all of these ridiculous stories, I will chronicle it all for your entertainment. Please do not be offended by anything you may read, as I am not trying to offend you personally (no matter what the voices, or your pets may tell you), please don't take anything too seriously. Welcome to Awesome, Awkward World!